Ahoy, ye scurvy sea dogs. Today be the day for talkin' like a pirate! Have a mug o' fine rum an' set out for some swashbucklin' fun. Show them land lubbers what a pirate is made of, yarrrr!
If ye want t' talk like a buccaneer, but dinna how, by Blackbeard's sword, ye can use th' talkfilters program, arrrr. It has a talkfilter called "pirate", which were bein' used t' alter this comment
fa! I been sailing these high seas of talkin' for a vast time, now. Bucaneering on the waves of internet be a harsh occupation. Bring your lady and a bottle of rum, and we be set for a jolly old time!