"I am a 72-year-old war pensioner and I have two problems. I wonder if you can help with either of them. Although my grandchildren have told me that getting an email account is “a must” in this day and age, I am put off by a fear of all this “spam” I hear about. I am sketchy on the details, but apparently it is quite like “junk mail” but sent via an Internet computer.
My second problem is quite unrelated to the Internet, but has been preying on my mind for some time now. Put simply, I am desperate to gain access to penis-enlargement pills, unsecured loans and retired government officials from Nigeria who wish me to go to their homeland to recover large sums of cash from unspecified vaults. Please help."
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